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Thursday, June 30, 2005

Great Blog! Open letters to GWB

I don't know what people would do without friends like my much loved girl-bud, Angeleno Lisa Siegel, who brought a great blog on Salon to my attention today. Go have a look at Open Letters to George W. Bush, Letters to the president from his ardent admirer Belacqua Jones.

Samples (all from different posts):
Dear George,
Your piety is slowly metastasizing from sea to shining sea. No valley is too deep nor mountain too high to escape the loving touch of your Christian grace...
Praise God! The Supreme Court has cleared the way for a municipality to level a home to make way for a strip mall. In doing so, they have struck another blow for the rights of the consumer and for the continuing growth of our feral economy. We must uphold the sanctity of the American home that it might be developed commercially. The happy homeowner is the one whose house has been reduced to rubble. He is the true patriot contributing to our country’s greatness...
Plan A: Nuke Peoria and blame is on the terrorists. There are several advantages, here. It’s quick, cheap and cuts down on possible court challenges. Once again, you could role-play the brave leader, stoutly mouthing platitudes. You’d have a lock on beefing up the Patriot Act and you’d shut the naysayers up. There is one downside. One leak and your administration would end up strapped to gurneys while some “love” juice was IV’ed into your arms....

Delicious irony, bloodletting sarcasm, spot-on-point posts. Enjoy!

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