Thursday, September 23, 2004
Vaccine found for flatulent sheep
Psychiatrist shows a patient an inkblot. "What do you see?" he asks.
Patient replies, "Sex."
Doctor turns the page, shows him another inkblot. "And now?"
Next inkblot, same thing.
"Would you say you're preoccupied with sex?"
"What do you mean, you're the one showing me dirty pictures!"
When I blogged that a pair of poopsing bulldogs won the top dog award at the Cannes film festival last May, little did I know that creature-fart was such an environmental hazard. Darned if it isn't in the news again. So don't accuse me of gasbagging; I just post what I see!
AFPIt couldn't just be the critters, could it? So go easy on the beans from now on, eh?
Mainer, New Yawka, Beijinger, Californian, points between. News, views and ballyhoos that piqued my interest and caused me to sigh, cry, chuckle, groan or throw something.
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