U.S. RNC changing emblems (risque content)

The Republican National Committee announced today that
the Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a
condom. Governor Marc Racicot, RNC chairman, explained that the
condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today because a condom
accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation,
protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while
you're getting screwed.

Sent to me by my friend Keith Shiraki in Los Angeles.