Assume the Position, save your bluejeans

On a website for the unrepentant overendowed, an item from the advice column:

Dear Aunt Agony:

All of my jeans wear out in the very same place - between my thighs. I'm tired of spending all my money only to have pants wear out in two months. What should I do?

Bare Thighs
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Dear Thighs:


Auntie has two suggestions: First, leather patches in strategic places will not only wear better than cheap cloth, they'll feel better, too. (Ooh, leather!)

Second, try spending more time engaged in activities that don't require your thighs to meet.

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